do men like King Kong to do a man - the tallest building in the world for the love of a woman playing on the plane! ! ! -
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man's hands is the best medicine for breast enlargement - I have finally found a trade of the ... ... (hands willing to love the rough!) -
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JJ out a large bowl, but a scar! -
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see the Earth from the Milky Way is said, the only way to see my little JJ is a ... ... -
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If love is love, then it is not bullying it? -
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a foreigner, traveled to China, without self-interest, utter devotion to others, what is mental illness? -
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Grandpa came from the grandson of the ~ -
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kind to put your mother here! -
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Do not wait until everyone says you find yourself really ugly ugly! -
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only two types of men: one is the lust, the other is very horny! -
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the night when the day once again wrestled on the bed when the sun was born ... ... -
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Keguan your weight, this girl is a prostitute is not playing tricks! -
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directly with urine when the urine to be urine, Mo and so no urine empty shaking bird! -
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Pigs are pigs idea who some people thought. If the pig was thinking, it is not a pig - is a Journey! -
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beauty said:
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Gouguan not met quickly kneel down! -
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stool to stay half the time, so hungry fast ~ -
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wages, the accounting on I said:
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Pinseng not lust, law howl clients ~ -
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grandfather said:
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of 500 million, in addition to father and mother do not change, change all the rest! -
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singing the national anthem rob a bank! -
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knife in hand, asking the world who is a hero! ! ! -
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Jay has twice visited Fudan canteens: -
The first time was in 2001, the left created the
second in long ago, the left will have a -
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language class, the teacher said: also VCD version!
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7-year-old niece and I have to take a bath together, while washing also says: looked at me comfort:
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colleagues fatherhood, excited to share with you all about my son. About blood type: -
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Freshmen military training, military and sports a punch very Push boys, instructors, said: Shit! this booger how so sticky!
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to Huangshan Tourism Company, passing into the toilet to urinate about my colleagues, happened to go along with a few foreigners have had. -
I was out for half a minute not wait to see my colleagues come out of panic. -
colleagues complained to look like the answer:
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ocean, wind and rain, the Titanic crumbling ... ... -
debut of a Chinese leader, saw his big stride walked to the lifeboat. Then behind the Secretary of the euphemism cautioned:
] leadership was surprised and said:
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dance class, the teacher taught us to dance hip twist, twist direction is from 1 o'clock to 3 o'clock, and then to 5:00, then to 11 points, 9 points, 7 points ... ... so the teacher password is , 3,5,11,9,7 ... ...
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Female: Month ... ... -
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I: What do you do the legend of the princess? -
Female: son of yore? -
I: Because ... because ... because I feel that your appearance is only the devil can be worthy of your cattle! -
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high school physical education teacher is not affairs, casual class so that everyone around. A school survey, a disadvantage of the students in the sports column of the teacher writes: The cattle still graze the hillside, cattle's do not know where to go ... ... -
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students:
Operator:
students:
Operator:
students:
operator to fight back a long time before grinding his teeth, said:
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several students in the laboratory to discuss the work of electron-positron collider will produce what kind of particles, next to the first class of students who listened to half a day, said: ah, I had always thought that the central leadership is to do alchemy ... ...
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I like a girl, but she had a boyfriend, so back to the dorm brothers big grievances. Unexpectedly, when a buddy on the ground to pat me on the shoulder Se Mimi said:
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Students For a roommate by A to the film, but ashamed to say so, he said: Disc the next day will bring, a look at the cover, sobbing - -
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saying that the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, Chinese volunteers stumbled from the Japanese track and field athletes do not train field training, but every day sneaking into the side of a disused railway training. It was curious to ask the Japanese coach replied:
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did not pay a company for many years, so a few employees to do the following actions: in the office hung a banner which read: celebrate the anniversary of the last salary increase! Then post office are all on the table, Michelle Reis posters that read: I want to Linda! ! ! -
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looking for a male employee the boss said:
male boss asked:
male employee said:
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current girlfriend and I set up a certain emotional foundation. Day, even staying late residence in mm, routine farewell kiss, then from the physiological response, then the impulse, then wrestled mm, then forced solutions clothes ... ... -
mm resisted, desperate resistance, has been resistance, was to show people want to cry like ... ... -
then too harsh, then stop, then finishing dressed, then farewell. -
arrived in the station, closing mm message:
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is asleep, she woke me hard: -
Before long, she woke me again: -
Results awake for 5 minutes, she woke me again, but also for the location! I fire: She did not expect the fire
bigger than me, shouted at me:
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my girlfriend pretty outstanding students, many suitors, headaches. -
day, his girlfriend and the pursuit of the top students receive a School of Medicine, my classmates knew that ill intent, test said:
girl replied:
I am pleased that the students, asked:
girl replied:
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play with friends to see a friends, the time is coming, friends, not far from pointing to a big ugly girl said to the driver:
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send text messages to a female classmate: One thing I always wanted to find an opportunity to solemnly ask you, you can guarantee me that the truth? -
him (even is serious): Well, what? -
me: you do not regret the year after the goddess of the moon in heaven liberties? -
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school today to see the doctor, suddenly see a father just a needle bar (that is, the finger bar about the kind of take of the blood) is chasing the 5-year-old daughter ran crying, shouted: the first bar my father hurt me for a moment, how you lie, the ~ ~ ~
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bedroom mess of a man, while his girlfriend to help clean up the side, said:
a man replied:
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